Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Barring them from falling is an offence and it's all about being negligent

So it's been all over the news for the past few months. There's been a wave of kids falling from high storey buildings. Killed on impact. Especially in Sharjah.

Doing something about it like trying to prevent these tragedies has now become illegal according to the authorities. What?!!

Yep. Putting up barriers to prevent children from falling off balconies has led to the authorities clamping down on the highly dangerous criminal conduct of several concerned parents and even land-lords.

According to building regulations, all balconies have to be covered by walls at least 1.20 metres tall. That's fantastic as the average four year old is probably about 80 cm tall, if not more. That leaves another 40 cm for the monkey like antics to get onto the ledge and with the average four year old's ability to keep his or her balance on a five cm ledge firmly in mind, chances are that gravity might eventually take its toll and the newspapers will have another tragedy to write about. Oh. And the authorities might have another set of parents to hold in custody for negligence.

Yes. People should not leave their kids home alone in high storey buildings. Yes parents should not put boxes or crates on their balconies, but tables and chairs...? If I had a balcony... oh, I actually have one, I would put some furniture out to have a seat to enjoy the sun and maybe even a high altitude barbecue every so often.

Yes. People should make sure that their children understand the deadly consequences of climbing up the balcony wall and the possibility of falling to the ground floor, but what's this rule about building regulations on putting up barriers to prevent tragedies like children dying after a fall of seven floors?

Yes. Landlords need to be informed of every new attachment or erection attached to their property, but maybe landlords need to see the light and erect the precautions themselves - even at a cost to the lessee if necessary. However, I'm sure no one wants to have the blood of an innocent child on his/her hands if it could have been avoided by putting in place the necessary preventative measures - including proper discipline, but that's another subject for another time....

H of Arabia

Too many ex-, stalking girlfriends may get to you in the end Harry.... The return of the Psycho-the-rapist


The thick fog lifted a little bit as the moon peaked through the clouds for a fleeting second. The snow covered landscape looked like a scene from a fairy tale where frosted trees threw long and daunting shadows over the untouched white carpet.
Suddenly a caped shadow moved from a cluster of trees, leaving boot marks in the direction of the quiet, dark castle.
A flash of ginger coloured hair was visible for a fleeting moment from below the hooded figure and then he... or she disappeared in the darkness of the castle walls.
It started snowing softly. The flakes covered the very dead and bloody body of a the unlucky girl, while pale white hands were scrubbed with soap and water in the stables to put distance between the murder and the hands responsible for the vile, unimaginable act.
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The man from MI5 looked at the miserable wet figure. It was 03:00 in the morning. He noticed the red, tired eyes and the shiver in the clasped hands. It reminded him of prayer. The confession he just heard stunned him, but there was no surprise.
He turned and stared out the window towards the trees. The snow was at least one metre thick by now. All the tracks were covered. Tomorrow Her Royal Highness will take her horse out to the fields and be none the wiser. No one will have to know about the dead girl in the royal grounds. By the time the snow melts, the body would hopefully have been decomposed and become one with the soil. His charge and the confession would be something of the past. It would have never existed to start with. He would have nothing to cover up.
Not being a medical practitioner, he did not take into account the preserving powers of the ice and snow. He would have his hands full in the morning....
Groete uit die woestyn en van al die Arabiere
H of Arabia
* DISCLAIMER
An act of pure fiction and a very warped state of mind...