Wednesday, February 13, 2013

My HUGE election is not a Japanese building either.

So the campaign is going well. I have three votes so far and I've only had to fork out about $60 mil via email so far. I did receive another windfall of $25.5 million via email from another generous business woman again today as well, so the money is rolling in as we speak...

I also called Benny 16 and asked him about the JD for this job I'm applying for. He said that it's all about controlling the wind - "mostly hot air" - to quote him and not losing your reputation as a person with integrity and loads of patience....

He also mentioned that the dress they made him wear during his tenure may have been not the most practical. He sent me the pictures below and mentioned that it was a bit of a contributor to his decision to lay down that little gold thingie he carries with him all the time.

According to him it's actually quite heavy (the thingie) and he would rather have a glass of German "Brew" instead of "that metal torture implement" as he called it.

I will make sure that it's done by the time I take office. German Brew in one and a Marlboro in the other hand is the perfect way to be the coolest Pope in history....

Please keep those votes coming as I've heard that there might be two other contenders somewhere in West Africa who may try their luck against my charisma and general good looks, incredible intelligence and wonderful physique...





Groete uit die woestyn en van al die Arabiere.

H of Arabia

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